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Kyle Seibel's debut short story collection is a bracing look into the lives of society's misfits.

From a junkyard worker haunted by the death of a special cat to dinosaurs that materialize to dispense life advice—these stories explore the thin line between the mundane and the surreal.

Hilarious, poignant, gritty…

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1 author picked Hey You Assholes as one of their favorite books. Why do they recommend it?

You identify with these people. You recognize that these freaks and weirdos have the same fears as you. That the world is never going to get back into balance. That all this everything you've done won't matter. That something is not right and there is little that can be done about it. How pitiful, but at least we all have that in common. At least we are coming from the same place on that. So... somehow affirming.

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