There are 12 books in the Smokepit Fairytales series. The newest book is The Last Sunset Scene which came out in 2024.

Hank and his trusty Corpsman, "Doc," only thought they knew what to expect when they were deployed to Iraq, but after getting trapped in an ancient Babylonian temple, things only got weird. After months of combat in a war that wouldn't end, Hank returns to California to face a different…
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Sing Goddess the Wrath of the Fonz

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The Epic continues!Still politically incorrect, violent, and sexual, if you enjoyed Smokepit Fairytales then you will love the follow up: Sing Goddess, The Wrath of the Fonz. A war story combined with the supernatural in the style of a classical epic to tell a snarky, uproarious, and very poignant tale…

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The Paragon of Man

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A classical epic told from the point of view as modern warriors would see it. What happens when the war's over, but the world didn't survive? Communications are down. Food, fuel, and ammunition are low, and there's no one to watch your back besides your demons. Continue with Hank and…

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Chainsmoke Your Problems Away

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Thirty years after the destruction of Earth, World War Three still rages between the Russian Federation and the United States in the depths of space. Thatch Allensworth, a decorated sergeant, struggles to maintain his personal relationships between deployments. Faced against terrifying new weapons, a relentless enemy, solar system wide combat,…

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Mourn the Liquid Dew of Youth

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After being transferred to Headquarters in the aftermath of the Battle of Volgograd, Thatch, O'Con, McKenzie, Chuck, and Stockton find themselves in the middle of a murderous conspiracy to usurp the Oval Office. Ghosts of the past and lights in the darkness emerge from the shadows, pushing Thatch across the…

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Six Pistols and a Dagger

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Thatch, Chuck, and Stockton have fled their burdensome lives on Mars in favor of raiding the stars with Hornigold MacCrinain and pirates. The future seems bright until Thatch is twisted into committing a heinous crime that leads down a road too dark to travel. Ambition may be the road to…

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Women, Barbarians, and Slaves

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Fugitives on the the run, Zuzane Tkachenko and Margaret Vickers find what they think is a safe hideaway on the abandoned planet known as Earth, but the land isn't as desolate and destroyed as they were lead to believe. An empire is growing roots, and it threatens to consume not…

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Locate, Close With, Destroy

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Utah expands to what used to Mexico, taking California, Nevada, and Arizona with it. Dark forces must be fought through the light, and no one is safe in the battle for the human race's right to exist.

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Phantom in the Moonlight

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Set out over the mountains into the east, the last bearer of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor meets the young warriors of an ancient order who are on a holy quest to gather the relics that would raise their empire from the ashes. Pit against the terrors of what rose…

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Order of the Caduceus

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With the relics united, our heros return to the great white north.

“If you think you know violence, heartbreak, humor, revenge, love and death, think again. This book has it all and then some!” -Damien Larkin

“I'm ten books in now and still have no clue where this is ending.…