There are 4 books in the Magnolia Says DON'T! series. The newest book is If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't! which came out in 2018.

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If You Ever Want To Bring An Alligator To School, Don't!

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Note to self: If your teacher tells you to bring something from nature for show-and-tell, she does not want you to bring an alligator! But nothing will stop Magnolia, who's determined to have the best show-and-tell of all--until her reptilian rapscallion starts getting her into some major trouble. Now it's…
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If You Ever Want To Bring A Piano To the Beach, Don't!

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Elise Parsley's tale of the charismatic and willful Magnolia's disastrous trip to the beach follows up her New York Times bestselling debut, If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!

If your mom says to get ready to play at the beach, she means with a boat,…

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If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

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If your dad says you're going to meet Santa, he means the bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures. He does not mean that guy. That's a pirate. If you make friends with a pirate anyway, your dad will tell you that pirates are on…