Why am I passionate about this?

The worst of all deceptions, said Plato, is self-deception. Perhaps it is also the most common. I'm fascinated by the human capacity to believe nonsense, and also by the power of satire to weaken twaddle’s hold on us. As a political science professor, and as a political speechwriter, I often used humor to expose sloppy thinking, debunk untruths, and open minds. Especially today, satire is one of the best ways to show the high price we pay for our delusions. Satire alone will not end our collective folly, but laughing at rather than denying what we're doing to the natural environment can be a step on the road to change.


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The Environmental Alarmist: A Political Satire

By Michael Contarino ,

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What is my book about?

In a not-so-distant future, in a world ravaged by climate change and invasive pests, humanity still chooses self-deception over sacrifice.…

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The books I picked & why

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Michael Contarino Why I love this book

Huckleberry Finn is perhaps the best satire ever written about the cruel hypocrisy of American racism.

A white boy, Huck, narrates his voyage on a raft down the Mississippi River with his friend Jim, an escaped slave. Twain’s satire exposes the absurdities of slave society – and through Huck’s character development the novel shows how common sense and compassion can liberate us from the lies society tells.

Huck, at first tormented by what he perceives as his own moral failing (because his love and respect for Jim violate antebellum norms), learns to think for himself and to see the corruption of a racist society. As he assists Jim in his quest for freedom, Huck also frees himself.

Oh, and Huckleberry Finn is very, very funny. Mark Twain’s wit slices through racist idiocy like a knife, and keeps you laughing all the way down the great Mississippi.

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Michael Contarino Why I love this book

I loved Slaughterhouse-Five when I read it as a teenager, and I still adore this great anti-war novel.

Like Twain, Vonnegut uses satire to weaken the hold of false moralities. His targets are war, trauma, cruelty, and death. Not surprisingly, given these concerns, the humor is dark, although it is lightened by the author’s wisdom and compassion.

Vonnegut uses techniques like metafiction and non-linear time to satirize conventional notions about everything from free will and predestination to the notion that there are good wars. It is one of the best and most provocative satires ever written, and I urge anyone who has not read it to run, not walk, to the nearest bookseller. 

By Kurt Vonnegut ,

Why should I read it?

33 authors picked Slaughterhouse-Five as one of their favorite books, and they share why you should read it.

What is this book about?

A special fiftieth anniversary edition of Kurt Vonnegut’s masterpiece, “a desperate, painfully honest attempt to confront the monstrous crimes of the twentieth century” (Time), featuring a new introduction by Kevin Powers, author of the National Book Award finalist The Yellow Birds
 
Selected by the Modern Library as one of the 100 best novels of all time
 
Slaughterhouse-Five, an American classic, is one of the world’s great antiwar books. Centering on the infamous World War II firebombing of Dresden, the novel is the result of what Kurt Vonnegut described as a twenty-three-year struggle to write a book about what he had…


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Aggressor by FX Holden,

It is April 1st, 2038. Day 60 of China's blockade of the rebel island of Taiwan.

The US government has agreed to provide Taiwan with a weapons system so advanced that it can disrupt the balance of power in the region. But what pilot would be crazy enough to run…

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Michael Contarino Why I love this book

Candide is wonderful for many reasons, but above all because it is an equal opportunity parody.

Voltaire spares no one as he spoofs the usual suspects, such as religion, colonialism, and the nobility, but also the Enlightenment’s excessive optimism, philosophical speculation, and rationalism. Voltaire’s greatest setups are favored upon young Candide’s mentor, Dr. Pangloss who, in the face of every monstrous, absurd tragedy that befalls Candide, insists that all is well in this “best of all possible worlds.”

I also love that this crazy, tragic farce ends with a cautiously optimistic invitation to “cultivate our garden,” – to leave philosophical speculation to the philosophers, and instead to focus on concrete efforts to make the world a better place

By Voltaire ,

Why should I read it?

6 authors picked Candide as one of their favorite books, and they share why you should read it.

What is this book about?

Enriched Classics offer readers accessible editions of great works of literature enhanced by helpful notes and commentary. Each book includes educational tools alongside the text, enabling students and readers alike to gain a deeper and more developed understanding of the writer and their work.

A classic work of eighteenth century literature, Candide is Voltaire's fast-paced novella of struggle and adventure that used satire as a form of social critique. Candide enlists the help of his tutor, Dr. Pangloss, to help him reunite with his estranged lover, Lady Cunegonde. But the journey welcomes many unexpected challenges, and overcoming or outwitting the…


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Michael Contarino Why I love this book

If you don’t find Make Russia Great Again hilarious, you have no sense of humor.

Here’s my executive summary: Former Trump Chief of Staff, a naïf named Herb Nutterman – think Chauncey Gardner without the acumen – narrates the book from prison, where his service to the very stable genius has landed him. The leader of the free world saw Nutterman as eminently qualified to run the White House because he was his “favorite Jew,” and had loyally served him for 27 years as a resort manager.

Got the gist? OK, that’s all the executive summary you need for now. Just read the book. It’s outrageously funny. 

By Christopher Buckley ,

Why should I read it?

2 authors picked Make Russia Great Again as one of their favorite books, and they share why you should read it.

What is this book about?

In "the Trump satire we've been waiting for" (The Washington Post), award-winning and bestselling author of Thank You for Smoking delivers a hilarious and whipsmart fake memoir by Herb Nutterman-Donald Trump's seventh chief of staff-who has written the ultimate tell-all about Trump and Russia.

Herb Nutterman never intended to become Donald Trump's White House chief of staff. Herb served the Trump Organization for twenty-seven years, holding jobs in everything from a food and beverage manager at the Trump Magnifica to being the first general manager of the Trump Bloody Run Golf Course. And when his old boss asks "his favorite…


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The Time-Jinx Twins by Carol Fisher Saller,

Twelve-year-old identical twins Ellie and Kat accidentally trigger their physicist mom’s unfinished time machine, launching themselves into a high-stakes adventure in 1970 Chicago. If they learn how to join forces and keep time travel out of the wrong hands, they might be able find a way home. Ellie’s gymnastics and…

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Michael Contarino Why I love this book

As a recovering college professor myself, I treasure this hilarious spoof of academia. Schumacher’s witty pasquinade on the professoriate will delight all readers, but it will be especially delicious for those of us who know from experience just how nasty politics becomes when the stakes are so low.

The novel consists of a series of academic letters of recommendations written by a frustrated, caustic, and yet somehow endearing English professor whose mordant sense of humor infuses every letter with irony and irreverence. Each letter is what many professors might have wanted to write (I know I did!) but didn’t because we preferred not to test the job security assurances of the tenure system.

By Julie Schumacher ,

Why should I read it?

8 authors picked Dear Committee Members as one of their favorite books, and they share why you should read it.

What is this book about?

Finally a novel that puts the "pissed" back into "epistolary."

Jason Fitger is a beleaguered professor of creative writing and literature at Payne University, a small and not very distinguished liberal arts college in the midwest. His department is facing draconian cuts and squalid quarters, while one floor above them the Economics Department is getting lavishly remodeled offices. His once-promising writing career is in the doldrums, as is his romantic life, in part as the result of his unwise use of his private affairs for his novels. His star (he thinks) student can't catch a break with his brilliant (he…


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The Environmental Alarmist: A Political Satire

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What is my book about?

In a not-so-distant future, in a world ravaged by climate change and invasive pests, humanity still chooses self-deception over sacrifice. Even the ubiquitous green flies buzzing around our heads don’t concentrate our minds on what humanity’s survival requires. When a sly US Senator and a jaded propagandist concoct a longshot and opportunistic “environmentalist” campaign for the Presidency, it looks like just more of the old, phony politics. But then things start to get real. And hilarious. And hopeful. Because the politician and the propagandist start to care about the planet. As they begin telling voters the truth, they also stop lying to themselves.

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